Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Skull Humor

So I went to get my hair cut, and the stylist, after she was finished, said "You have a really nicely shaped skull."
And I said, "You think so? I like the shape of my zygomatic arch, and my occipital bone, but I think my parietal lobes are a bit uneven."
She said, "You're kidding with me aren't you?"
And I said, "Yes."
I'm such a charmer.


LK said...

Well I haven't wanted to say anything, but now that you've brought it up, I've always thought your left parietal was just a bit off, ever since that brawl at the ice cream shop. Might think about getting that fixed.

Charles R. Rutledge said...

Pthhh. No one laid a hand on me in that brawl. heh