So I went to get my hair cut, and the stylist, after she was finished, said "You have a really nicely shaped skull."
And I said, "You think so? I like the shape of my zygomatic arch, and my occipital bone, but I think my parietal lobes are a bit uneven."
She said, "You're kidding with me aren't you?"
And I said, "Yes."
I'm such a charmer.